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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 10

 

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Emilie De Ravin


04/02/10 - It's not that I didn't like this weeks episode of LOST, but for whatever reason, I just don't have anything to say about it. It was decent, but episode 9 was so awesome that I don't want to taint it by writing too much about this one. I do have some side notes though:

1.) My friend Paul (I wrote about him a few posts ago.) didn't end up getting the part he auditioned for (I was jealous at first, but now I wish he had gotten it. It would have been cool to personally know someone on the show. Oh well.). He did however tell me that he might intern with the art department or something like that. I'm not really sure what that means though because I think they are wrapped in a few weeks, so by the time he starts working with them, the season will be over? Who knows? I think it would be cool just to work with them for 5 minutes. What a lucky bastard.

2.) Does anyone know if the whole US Weekly story about Matthew Fox cheating on his wife with some prostitute in Oregon is true? I sure hope it isn't. Honestly, are all these celebrities idiots, or did all their publicists get together and decide that making up fake cheating stories would boost their careers? I don't care about Tiger Woods and Jesse James, but if Matthew Fox thinks he can just go around tainting the majestic image of the cast of LOST, he better think twice. Especially since I now have a man planted on the inside. Watch your back Fox.

 

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Gadgets: Smoke Your Vitamins!

 

electronic cigarette

 

04/02/10 - I love everything about cigarettes - except that they smell like shit, are really expensive, make your teeth yellow, hurt your throat/lungs/heart, make your skin age faster, annoy people around you, make you look trashy, cause cancer/emphysema/asthma/birth defects, start house fires, are addictive and litter our streets. But other than all that crap, I think they are awesome.

Therefore, I wanted to talk about this crazy new gadget called the electronic cigarette. If you want to see how it works, click here. It's not really a new thing. I guess they have already been around for a few years. However, it's not the quitting smoking aspect that excites me. I think I may have developed an awesome spin off idea!

I know you can't copyright an idea, but I am pretty sure I came up with this a few years before the electronic cigarette even existed, so I wanted to give myself the credit in case they finally come up with something like it down the road (It still really bugs me that I can't prove that I invented the Internet. Damn you Al Gore!).

What they are currently doing is adding the drug nicotine into water and then when a person "smokes" the electronic cigarette, instead of breathing in smoke, they are breathing in a safe and "healthy nicotine water vapor," of sorts. If you're addicted to cigarettes, it's a pretty sweet alternative. 

So here's my spin-off idea: I think they should also start taking things like B vitamins or Ginsing (in its purest form) and mix it into water so people can "smoke their vitamins" everyday! Think about it. You could wake up, eat your eggs and toast, read the paper and then have a healthy water vapor cigarette full of vitamins. How awesome would that be? Now I know not all vitamins can be absorbed through the lungs, but if nicotine can, I don't see why other types of drugs couldn't. It seems like it's at least worth looking into, right?

Now I'm sure there's some reason why this could never work, otherwise someone probably would have made it already, but I'm just saying, it would be pretty damn cool. I'd smoke three packs a day if I knew it was making me healthier. Who knows, maybe it would make me look cool too and I could finally get a real girlfriend and have real people friends. It's not that I'm sick of my Internet friends, but I don't always have access to wifi and I get lonely in my moms basement.

 

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Photo: Hot Ass Supermodels
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Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio


04/01/10 - I am posting this for no other reason than because Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio are three of my favorite supermodels and they were all in one place at the same time. Click here for more pics. Enjoy!

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Film: Sequel To Planet Earth?

 

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Discovery Channel Life


04/01/10 - So we all know that Planet Earth is one of the best nature documentaries ever. The Discovery Channel also knows this and figured that if they made some sort of sequel they could make a crap ton more money. Makes since to me. They are calling it Life.

They decided to have Oprah narrate it. I have nothing against Oprah, but apparently Discovery is already having some issues with her. I guess she threw a temper tantrum during an interview with the bats because they just flew around and wouldn't answer any of her questions. I sort of see where she's coming from though. That would be totally annoying.

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Film: Who Wants To Buy MGM?
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MGM Bankrupt


04/01/10 - Who wants to buy MGM Studios? Apparently, they are selling themselves (yes, on a street corner). The CEO is currently offering "handsies" for $10 and "mouthies" for $20. That's honestly a really good r ate. Not that I would know. It just seems like a really good rate. 

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Film: Charlie Sheen Unemployed?
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Charlie Sheen


04/01/10 - Charlie Sheen reportedly wants to quit Two and a Half Men. Whatever, I don't blame him. Didn't he just get out of rehab? If I had just wasted a bunch of time in rehab, I'd want to take some time off to do drugs and bang hot chicks too, wouldn't you?

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Photo: Jesse James Is A Nazi?
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Jesse James Nazi


04/01/10 - So yeah, I'm just gonna let this picture speak for itself. I don't know that it's fair to jump to conclusions, but, well, yeah...okay, he's definitely a Nazi. What an f-ing idiot. Why would he ever think this would be a good picture to take?

Oh yeah, there are now 5 ugly tattooed chicks claiming he had an affair with them. The funny thing is, you'd think since he hates black people that he wouldn't like chicks who were almost colored black with nasty tattoos, but to each his own I guess.

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