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Gadgets: Kindle For Mac?

 

Kindle For Mac

03/18/10 - Guess what book lovers!?! Amazon has now made Kindle available for Mac, which also means you can use it on your iPhone! I'm assuming that means you will also be able to use it on the iPad, but I never like to assume. Assuming usually makes and "Ass" out of "U" and "Me." Hahahahahahaha...hahaha...ha. Oh boy, that was a knee slapper! Anyway, I don't really give a shit about Kindle because I can barely read and books give me headaches. Unless they're those books full of pictures of naked chicks. I really like those books.

 

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Viral Video: Jesse James Is An Idiot.
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03/18/10 - Jesse James is an idiot and an asshole. This is sort of old news, but I'm just catching wind of it. What a dumb ass this guy is. He has supposedly been cheating on Sandra Bullock with some tattooed web cam girl for the past year while she was shooting her film The Blind Side (An awesome movie that won her an Oscar).

Sandra, if you want to get back at him, I'm available every day next week...and also the week after that. Honestly, I'm free the whole month. Just call me. You've got my number. Remember? I put it at the bottom of every email I send you. I promise I'll pick up. I'll keep my phone under my pillow for the next few nights in case you just need to talk...

Anyway, what is up with celebrities being cheating dumbasses lately? Honestly, first Tiger with like 30 nasty porn stars, then Matthew Fox with that stripper up in Oregon and now this. WTF? I don't get it at all. Cheating is retarded to begin with, but come on guys, you're rich and famous. You could at least bang hot chicks. Every girl these guys have chosen to cheat on their super-rich, super-hot and super-talented wives with were total trailer trash. Wait... Now that I stop to think about it, maybe I've been missing out on something. I'm gonna go find that bumb that sleeps outside near my trash bins (with the missing front teeth) and see if she wants to give me a blow job. I'll be back in 20.

 

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Life: New Planet?
New Planet


03/18/10 - Extrasolar Planet Hunters (Yes, that's their real job title), are super excited as of late because they have just discovered a new planet that they can study within the "Habitable Zone." I'm not sure why they are so excited though. Habitable Zone? What the hell does that mean? We can live there some day? We can't even get the water cooler working on the space station. How the hell are we going to inhabit some gaseous planet thousands of light years away? Then again, for all I know we've had a damn base on the dark side of the moon since the 60's. Obama doesn't tell me shit anymore. Ever since he got elected he stopped returning my calls. I guess that's what happens when you get all famous and shit.

 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 8

 

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Emilie De Ravin


03/18/10 - So, I'm pretty pissed that I just launched this site yesterday because it means that I have missed out on years of blogging about LOST. I don't care what anyone else says. LOST is hands down the best show on television. I put it right up there with the likes of Seinfeld and The Cosby Show. It's obviously an entirely different animal, but still completely and utterly awesome. I'll try not to spoil too much of this weeks episode, but if you still haven't seen it, get your ass over to Hulu and watch it for free already.

Anyway, it was a fairly uneventful episode. Crazy (not as hot) Claire finally tried to kill Kate for taking Aaron, but Locke #2 separated them just before Kate got her throat cut. I'm not sure how much I care about this particular plot line. To be honest, I sort of hate the little turnip head all together. He's ruined my perfect Claire. Anyway, it was a really quick scene and the whole situation got resolved later in the episode in about 30 seconds when Claire came back and hugged Kate and apologized. Will she strike again? Only time will tell. My magic 8 ball is saying a big fat 'Yes,' considering Claire has gone off the fucking deep end.

Other than that, we got to see Sawyer and Miles play Dragnet (I'm not so sure I buy either of them as cops, but what the hell do I know?) and we also got to see that Charles Widmore is hiding off-shore preparing to attack John Locke's posse. I think that about covers it, there's not much else worth mentioning. So instead of me babbling any further, go check out some hot pics of my girlfriend Emilie de Ravin.

 

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Gadgets: National Broadband Fee?
National Broadband Fee


10/17/10 - Hey, guess what? There's going to be another new fee on your cell phone bill! Yay!!!! Well, maybe. That is if the FCC gets their way. They have just delivered a plan to Congress expressing how they need a crap ton of money to make the Internet better and they think it should be paid for with a new tax. I can just picture it now...

"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, what's up Steve?"
"We need ah.. like... um, billions of dollars for our plan to work."
"Oh yeah, don't worry about that Bob. We're gonna get a bunch of money from the government."
"Oh cool. So I can go back to my Call of Duty game now?"
"Yeah, but turn the volume down, the boss is sleeping in his office."
"No problem, I'll use my headset."
"Thanks Steve."

All joking aside. It is about time this country had a complete overhaul of it's Internet. It just sucks we have to pay for it. I guess there's no such thing as a free lunch though.

 

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Gadgets: "Google TV"
Google TV


03/17/10 - Google, Sony and Intel are said to be developing 'Google TV.' I'd say it's about damn time. I think that Internet and TV should have merged years ago. I hate the damn "menu" that pops up now when you press guide. It's useless. Time Warner or Verizon should just buy out Hulu and combine everything into one big happy family. Wait, fuck that. I like that Hulu is free. I'm a cheap bastard and I don't like paying starving artists for their art. Yeah, forget all that. Screw TV. Hulu is where it's at.

 

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TV: Conan on FOX?
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03/17/10 - If you've been crying ever since Conan went off the air, you can stop now, maybe. The LA Times is reporting that he is now entering into talks with FOX. However, there is still a chance it may not go through because FOX is also looking to fill the same time slot with a bunch naked hot chicks making out with each other while skydiving (not like anyone would ever watch that crappy show).

 

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