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Gadgets: New Pictures Of The Sun
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04/22/10 - Check out these brand new pictures of the sun from Nasa's new solar observatory. They're pretty fucking sweet if you ask me. If you don't like them, go drink a beer and smoke a joint. Wait five minutes and then look at them again. Trust me. They're mind boggling.


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Gadgets: 4th Gen iPhone Found In Bar
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04/19/10 - Some dude who works for Apple left the new iPhone prototype they gave him in a bar he was drinking at in San Francisco. Normally, I’d make fun of him, but I think that Apple might have him killed and I think it’s mean to make fun of dead people.


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Gadgets: In 50 Years We'll All Be Robots
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04/20/10 - Fuck it, who cares if kids like to text more than they like to talk to each other? I hate talking on my phone. I'd much prefer to text. Granted, I don't have any friends, so it's not really a problem for me, but I'm just saying, I can relate.


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Gadgets: Mission To Mars?
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04/17/10 - Today CNET NEWS said, “President Barack Obama flew to the Kennedy Space Center Thursday to sell his new space policy, a radical change of course for NASA that would cancel the Constellation moon program and shift manned launches to private industry while NASA studies options for future deep space exploration.”

That’s cool and all, but I really only want NASA working on three things: time travel, eternal life, or the ability to eat anything you want and never get fat. Oh yeah, also sex robots. Those would be awesome.

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Gadgets: Google Android Tablet?
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04/12/10 - I'm already sick of the iPad frenzy, so this doesn't really excite me that much, but I know some of you out there are going to wet your pants over it, so I might as well mention it. I guess that Google is sneakily working on some sort of Android Tablet. There, I've said it. I'm moving on now.

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Gadgets: F U Steve Jobs!

 

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04/09/10 - Adobe has announced that it is scared shitless that Apple still won't allow Flash. Why is Steve Jobs such an asshole? There have been so many times I've wanted to use Flash on my iPhone and couldn't. It's part of the reason I didn't buy and iPad. I mean, if I can't watch Flash porn videos on my iPad while I'm in Starbucks, what's the point of owning one? Am I right, or am I right?

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Gadgets: Robots Are Coming!

 

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04/08/10 - HP just announced that after 40 years in a lab they have created the first working “memristors.” They say that within 10 years we’ll be able to use them in place of the slower transistors we currently have in computer chips.

Supposedly, this is going to be awesome. I guess it will allow computers to store and process data on the same device. Right now, separate devices do these functions. Thus, data must be transferred between the two, slowing down the computation and wasting energy. Anyway, enough geek talk. I'm just excited because it looks like were one step closer to me having that porn robot I’ve been wanting since I was 13.

 

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Gadgets: The World Will Never Be The Same?
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04/03/10 - Well, today is the day. The iPad has finally been released to the public. Yay! I know I should be more excited about this, but for some reason I just want to get drunk and look at Facebook, so I'm not going to write about it right now. Also, I haven't tried one in person yet, so I'll wait until later to actually review it.

As a side note, I've had an iPad poll running for the past month on the upper left side of the site and a wopping 16 or you actually took the time to vote on it. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only time will tell. Anyway, here's the results:

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Gadgets: Kindle For Mac?

 

Kindle For Mac

03/18/10 - Guess what book lovers!?! Amazon has now made Kindle available for Mac, which also means you can use it on your iPhone! I'm assuming that means you will also be able to use it on the iPad, but I never like to assume. Assuming usually makes and "Ass" out of "U" and "Me." Hahahahahahaha...hahaha...ha. Oh boy, that was a knee slapper! Anyway, I don't really give a shit about Kindle because I can barely read and books give me headaches. Unless they're those books full of pictures of naked chicks. I really like those books.

 

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Gadgets: No Tethering For iPad

 

iPad Tether

 

03/25/10 - So, it's official. The iPad will not support tethering. It's not too much of a shock though, considering that AT&T hasn't allowed thethering since the iPhone came out. If you don't know, tethering is when you connect your iPhone to a laptop and use it's wireless network to connect to the Internet. More or less, if you have a cell phone signal, you could connect to the Internet. Great idea right? Sure, it makes complete and total sense. They've been doing it in Europe for years now. Why can't we do it here you might ask? Oh, that's easy. We can't do it here because the people at AT&T sent a memo from the death star saying "It would slow down AT&T's network."

This seemed unclear, so we paid an above average high school student to translate this vague message. We believe this is what AT&T meant to say: "We like charging people for laptop connect cards and if everyone could use their iPhones as a wireless card, we'd loose billions of dollars!" Wow! What were any of us thinking?!? We are all so selfish. How could we ever have thought that was a good idea? We can't screw AT&T over like that. They'd never screw us over. Right? I mean, who cares anyway? It's not like it really be that cool to be able to connect to the Internet from pretty much anywhere. I mean, that's why we have public libraries and pay as you go hot spots in Starbucks. America needs to stop trying to steal from big corporations. They're here to help us. I mean, imagine where this country would be if CEO's got 200 billion in bonuses last year instead of 400 billion? If CEO's and stockholders start making less money, Americans will loose their incentive to climb the corporate ladder. High school kids will stop trying to get into college. Our economy would collapse. Holy Jesus pie, this could get out of hand. Someone call Glenn Beck and have him run a story about this. If we can get people scared enough, maybe we can get them to donate a percentage of their paychecks directly to AT&T. I mean, maybe that's a little much, but we've got to keep America safe from the communists, socialists, fascists, nazi's, dictators, aliens and liberals. Something has to be done.

 

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