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Gossip: Was Ann Curry Fired?
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06/29/12 - You know, I can't really say anything negative about Ann Curry, but I also can't think of anything good to say about her either. I never really paid much attention to her. I guess I feel sort of bad that she is out of the job, but shit, she's a millionaire. I don't really feel that bad. Whatever Ann, just go drink rum on a beach. Screw the news.

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Gossip: Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson Resigns
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05/13/12 - Apparently Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson lied on his resume? I'm not sure what all this is about, but it seems like a stupid reason to resign. Yahoo wants him out because they might end up saving the millions that they still owe him in his contract. I mean shit, people lie on their resumes every day. As long as he was doing a good job, than let him keep doing it. If he was being an idiot asshole, than I guess he deserves it. That reminds me, I should probably take off "god-like strength" from my resume. I really only have "super-human strength."

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Gossip: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Engaged
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04/16/12 - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. I'm only posting about this because I'm pissed off. They were my go to couple in my rant about how marriage is retarded and unnecessary. I guess I've still got George Clooney.

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Gossip: Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Just Saved Your Life. NBD.
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04/03/12 - Yes. This is real. It happened today in NYC. A cab was about to run over a british journalist when Ryan "Could I Get Any Hotter? I Guess I Am Now..." Gosling, swept her away to safety. Read more about it here. I'm so speechless I could puke.

-News, tips and advice from Betsy Draper.

Gossip: Jimmy Kimmel To Host Emmy's
jimmy kimmel to host emmys

04/04/12 - Jimmy Kimmel has been chosen at the host for this years Emmy Awards. I'm definitely gonna masturbate to the Emmy's this year now. I know that sounds weird and I swear I'm not gay. I would try to explain, but some things should remain a mystery (Jimmy, call me. I'm getting sick of leaving you voicemails. Miss you.).

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Gossip: The Guy Who Created The Kony Video Was Caught Masturbating In Public?


03/21/12 - Not sure what to think about this?

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Gossip: Miley Cyrus Love Doll?

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02/04/12 - I'm getting three of these so that I can have a Miley Cyrus orgy.

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Gossip: Orgy Parties In Maine?
sex party in maine

10/26/11 - Apparently there have been some sex parties going down in Maine? The most shocking part of these sex parties is that no one invited us!

Gossip: Death From Hot Beef Fat Injection??
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10/03/11 - This seems un-possible. A woman who has injected her face with hot beef fat, multiple times (form of cheap facial surgery), has suddenly died?! There's something fishy going on around here... via CBS Chicago

Yeah, keep it up ladies. GROSS.

-News, tips and advice from Betsy Draper.

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