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Politics: New Religion
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06/01/10 - I don't know what this is, but it made me laugh.

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Politics: Save The Coral Reefs!
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05/22/10 - No really, we need to save the damn things. Honestly, check this out: My friend Celia is doing this whole save the coral reefs thing and I like coral reefs, so I want to support her. Go to her website at tobagofund.myevent.com and check it out biochs!

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Politics: The New Fad Diet
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05/13/10 - An Indian hermit has said he has discovered the new fad diet: not eating. It's really easy. He says the simplest way to loose wait is to not eat or drink anything. Doctors all over the world are astounded at his brilliance. Madonna, Britney as well as countless other celebrities have joined the bandwagon.

The hermit says one small side effect of doing the diet for too long is death. However, when you're a celebrity, you can't worry about anything other than how you look. Besides, everyone knows dying makes you really famous. Look at what it did for Michael Jackson's career (he was on the hermit diet too).

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Politics: Hugh Hefner Saves The Day
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04/26/10 - Hugh Hefner is the man and rich as shit, so it would only make since that he'd be the one to swoop in and save the decaying Hollywood sign. I have to say that I'm glad he did it, because I did it last time and I'm getting really sick of spending my billions on Hollywood. I mean, my accountant tells me I could spend a million dollars a day for the next 100 years and still be rich, but if I did that, I probably wouldn't be able to jump into my money pool from the high dive anymore. Believe me, pennies fucking hurt from higher than 12 feet.


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Politics: This School Is Awesome
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04/09/10 - Whoever runs this school should be a comedian, cause this is funny as shit. Apparently, the school staged a fake shooting where a teacher got shot and killed in order to teach the kids what to do in times of an emergency. The funny thing is that now that they've emotionally scarred all these kids for life, there's a good chance one of them will grow up to be a weirdo mass murderer. Mission Accomplished!

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Politics: Higher Subway Fares!

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03/18/10 - This is really funny, but I'm pissed that someone else stole my idea. I was going to make fake subway advisories to promote this site, but I was a scared little girl and was nervous I'd get fined. Apparently I should have done it. Look at all the press these guys are getting.

I guess you won't find this interesting if you don't live in New York, but more or less, people are pissed that the MTA is about to raise the subway fares again, so they have been putting these fake MTA signs throughout Manhattan. It won't make a damn difference, but at least it got some attention.

 

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Politics: More School?
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03/17/10 - Some dude named Mike Feinberg thinks we should make kids go to school for more hours during the week. He thinks the 5 day week is too short. I think this guy probably got beat up one too many times during high school and somehow thinks extending the school day will help make the bad memories go away. What an asshole.

 

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