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TV: Jesus Christ To Do A Reality TV Show?
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06/03/10 - Satan, one of the top executives over at Comedy Central, just got Jesus Christ to sign on to do a new TV show about his life. However, it might not get made because tons of people are protesting the show (like that weird lady in Kansas with all the cats and that fat chick that lives down the street from me).

 

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TV: Gary Coleman's Gonna Die?
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05/27/10 - I actually hope he doesn't die. He seems like a nice enough fella. Actually, I've never met him and I have no idea what he's like. Maybe he's a huge d-bag. I have no idea. Anyway, he's been hospitalized. Check it out.

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TV: Heidi Montag Is Single
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05/28/10 - Heidi Montag has broken up with whoever that blond haired guy was. I know. Sorry. It was a slow news day.

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 15 Through To The Finale
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05/24/10 - I refuse to write about the last few episodes because I just finished watching the series finale and I am so utterly disappointed that I don't have the energy to write about them. What a bunch of bullshit. They answered nothing. I mean...

1.) What is the light?
2.) Is the island real, or is the separate reality on the mainland real? Also, are there multiple realities? 
3.) Is the island purgatory and the other reality is "heaven"? What happens to the island now? 
4.) Is there a God? Does religion have anything to do with any of this? If so, what religion are they referencing?
5.) What happened to everyone who flew away on the plane?
6.) Were they all dead all along and the island was just a holding place until they went to "heaven"?
7.) What message are we supposed to take away from this? That life is a series of random experiences and it's our journey and friendships we make along the way that really matter, not our achievements or what we leave behind? Although that's a great message, it's a fairly obvious one and seems like something we're taught in grade school. I was looking for something much more profound. For instance, when Indiana Jones takes the leap of faith and steps onto the invisible walkway and is saved from falling to his death in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. That was awesome. In doing so, Speilberg was more or less saying: "Your faith will save you." implying that God was real. I was hoping the writers of LOST would make just as much of a bold statement. I wouldn't have cared what it was. They could have said that God was fake, or that aliens existed. It wouldn't have mattered to me as long as it was a huge statement. To have the overall message be that life is a series of experiences seemed like a copout and a fizzle rather than a bang. Whatever, the rest of the series was so good that I guess I'll let it slide. I'm moving onto Flash Forward now. Hopefully it will fill the void.

P.S. - The finale wasn't a total failure. It did have some redeeming qualities to it. All in all, I'd give the entire series a 9.7 out of 10. I definitely still consider it the best show in the history of television, hands down. I'll miss you my LOST.


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TV: Speaking of LOST...
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05/24/10 - A producer from LOST, Bruce Beresford-Redman, might have killed his wife? I don't know if he did or not, but if he did, it was probably out of rage because he was so mad that the series finale of LOST sucked so bad. I can completely relate to him. I just killed two of my girlfriends after I watched it. 

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TV: Law And Order Cancelled
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05/15/10 - Sad but true, Law and Order is being cancelled after a 20 year run. Sometimes, you've just got to take the old dog out back and shoot it in the head.

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TV: Sarah Silverman Canceled
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05/12/10 - Sarah Silverman's show just got canceled. I don't really care though. I never really liked her that much. I met her once at Jimmy Kimmel Live and she asked me if I could go get her a coffee. Granted, I was working for her boyfriend at the time, but it still pissed me off.

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TV: Why Religion Is Bullshit
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05/10/10 - Religion is bullshit. That is all.

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TV: J.J. Abrams Is Rich!
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05/07/10 - I feel like J.J. Abrams is most likely a cocky asshole, but that being said, he did invent LOST and that, by default, makes him the man. So, who am I to talk shit? Plus, he married a chick from Brewer, Maine and has a house there too and I like Maine because it has lobster.

Anyway, he has a new movie coming out called Super 8? I didn't exactly love Cloverfield, but my friend Justin Doble was the Assistant to the Director on it and he's from Hampden, Maine. Therefore, I feel like I need to show my support for any sort of sequel. Mostly because Maine is so great.

 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 14
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05/06/10 - All I really want to say about this last episode was that Sayid's death was retarded and did they really need to kill off the Kwon's this soon? I mean I know they are running out of episodes to kill everyone off, but this just seemed like over-kill. Literally. Other than that, I was ok with it. What's up with Locke and Claire though? Either Aaron plays a bigger role in the end than we think, or else he just wants to keep the hot babe around as his sex slave after he takes over the world. Only time will tell...


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