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TV: Conan On TBS?
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04/12/10 - I'm not really sure yet what to think of this, but Conan O'Brian has apparently just signed to do his new show on TBS? Normally I'd say switching from Network to Cable is always a bad idea, but to be honest, Conan is a lot smarter than I am and has millions of dollars already, so he must know what he's doing.

Either way, I'll watch it, but probably not on TBS. I don't have cable, so I'll be supporting Conan through Hulu. Wait, I guess I won't really be supporting him since I'll be watching for free. Oh, whatever. He's rich as shit anyway. I'm gonna go eat the crackers I found in the back of my pantry now. Don't you love finding food you forgot you had? It's like finding money in an old pair of jeans, or getting an A on the test you thought you flunked.

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TV: Matthew Fox Smokes Pot!
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04/12/10 - It's true. The savior of the island is a pot head. Looks like everyone is going to die after all. Then again, maybe Jack could swallow up the smoke monster? I bet he could do it! He's had years of training breathing in huge amounts of smoke on his fathers farm! Yes, everyone will be saved! 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 11
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Emilie De Ravin


04/11/10 - I don't really have too much to say about this episode other than that I'm really excited to see Desmond again. I think Henry Ian Cusick is a great actor. However, what the fuck is all this silly love shit about. Is LOST's final message really going to be about how everyone has a soulmate? Also, if that's the case, who the hell is Kate going to choose? If she chooses Sawyer, I'll be pissed. If she chooses Jack, I'll be pissed. I'm really hoping she chooses Aaron. I know that would probably be classified as kiddie porn, but I'm sure ABC could get away with it. They have a great team of lawyers. Actually screw that, Kate should just turn out to be a lesbian. Then she could have her own spin off show where she's a lesbian crime fighting superhero. It could be on FOX and she could ride a horse and have superhuman powers like being able to swallow really big swords or punch through hard stuff. I'm telling you. It could be huge!

Also, as a side note, I heard a receipt being printed in a cab the other day and guess what? Yep, it's the same fucking noise that the smoke monster makes. Does that mean that the smoke monster is an Arabian dude? Think about it.

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 10

 

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Emilie De Ravin


04/02/10 - It's not that I didn't like this weeks episode of LOST, but for whatever reason, I just don't have anything to say about it. It was decent, but episode 9 was so awesome that I don't want to taint it by writing too much about this one. I do have some side notes though:

1.) My friend Paul (I wrote about him a few posts ago.) didn't end up getting the part he auditioned for (I was jealous at first, but now I wish he had gotten it. It would have been cool to personally know someone on the show. Oh well.). He did however tell me that he might intern with the art department or something like that. I'm not really sure what that means though because I think they are wrapped in a few weeks, so by the time he starts working with them, the season will be over? Who knows? I think it would be cool just to work with them for 5 minutes. What a lucky bastard.

2.) Does anyone know if the whole US Weekly story about Matthew Fox cheating on his wife with some prostitute in Oregon is true? I sure hope it isn't. Honestly, are all these celebrities idiots, or did all their publicists get together and decide that making up fake cheating stories would boost their careers? I don't care about Tiger Woods and Jesse James, but if Matthew Fox thinks he can just go around tainting the majestic image of the cast of LOST, he better think twice. Especially since I now have a man planted on the inside. Watch your back Fox.

 

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TV: Jimmy Kimmel Sucker Punch
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03/25/10 - So the other night Jimmy Kimmel went on Letterman and talked about how he sucker punched Leno during the whole Conan debacle. Normally I'd be on Jimmy's side (I think Leno's sort of lame), but I honestly feel a little bad for Jay in this situation. I mean, he was a total dick for what he did to Conan, but I'm not sure Jimmy had the right to come on his show and humiliate him like that. I could see a place for it if Jimmy had been involved in some way, but he had nothing to do with it. He just threw himself into the mess to get some free publicity. Letterman at least had a history with NBC, so it sort of made since for him to talk about it, but I'm not really sure how Kimmel got so wrapped up in it. I'm not knocking Kimmel. He does a decent impersonation and I actually thought his interview with Leno was hilarious. I guess I just feel bad that everyone is beating up on him. I mean, sure, he's a cheese ball and everyone knows Conan has more talent, but does that mean we should ostrasize him? Honestly, what else can the guy do? It's not like he could transition into film or something. He's a late night talk show host. It he looses that, what else does he have? I probably would have stolen Conans spot back too. It's entertainment. It's cut throat. Its kill or be killed. Then again, I guess he could have become a used car salesman. He sure does know his engines.

 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 9
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03/30/10 - So, last week I went to watch LOST at some bar in Union Square where they have weekly viewings for hardcore fans. It was decently cool, but it was way over crowded, you couldn't see the sub-titles and it was hard as shit to hear, not to mention the beer was over priced. But whatever, it was cool to talk to crazy LOST fanatics like myself. There was also some chick walking around in a Darma costume, which I thought was pretty cool.

Anyway, I think the episode itself was awesome. It's one of my favorites for sure. I've always liked Richard. I was glad to see his character finally have an entire show to himself. I'm still a little confused though. Is it hell, or is it not hell? What the fuck is going on? At this point, I don't even want to know. I just want the show to end with unanswered questions and then have a new spin-off show with the same cast start up, but take place in a big city...wait, I guess that's Flash Forward. Whatever, I don't care what happens. I just wanna see Michael Emmerson and Terry O'Quinn get some good gigs after this. They deserve it.

So, enough about that. Here's the real reason I wanted to write about LOST this week. See that dude in the picture about 6 inches up on your screen? Yeah, his name is Paul C. Johnson and he is a huge dick. Well, okay, not really. He's actually pretty cool, but whatever. He's a friend of mine who just moved from New York to Hawaii (just for the hell of it) and somehow got cast as an extra for one of the final episodes of LOST. Granted, he's an actor, so it's not like it's completely random, but still, I would kill to be an extra on that show. I mean seriously, I would punch a cute little kid in the face just to carry a log by Kate and Sawyer. Ok, maybe not a little little kid, but like a 13 year old fat kid that no one likes. I'd definitely punch him in the face.

BUT WAIT! There's more! After doing a bang up job as an extra, he also got asked to come in for a reading for a possible line in the season finale as well! WTF?!? The asshole just moved there three weeks ago for shits sake. I'm honestly sick to my stomach with jealousy. I almost want to fly down there and tell them that they should cast me instead because I know how to build shelters and throw knives and stuff. I mean, it's not like I need to be able to act as long as I can tie a rope or something, right? Oh whatever, I guess it's a LOST cause. (Hahaha. That pun was completely intended. Hahahaha. I'm so damn clever.)

Anyway, bottom line, if you see his stupid little face on the season finale, please throw something at the screen and scream, "That dick head doesn't even know how to build a fire!" It will make me feel a lot better. Whatever, enough jealous ranting. I'm going to go drink the cheap $3 wine I just bought at Trader Joe's and cry myself to sleep. Good night cruel world.

 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 8

 

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03/18/10 - So, I'm pretty pissed that I just launched this site yesterday because it means that I have missed out on years of blogging about LOST. I don't care what anyone else says. LOST is hands down the best show on television. I put it right up there with the likes of Seinfeld and The Cosby Show. It's obviously an entirely different animal, but still completely and utterly awesome. I'll try not to spoil too much of this weeks episode, but if you still haven't seen it, get your ass over to Hulu and watch it for free already.

Anyway, it was a fairly uneventful episode. Crazy (not as hot) Claire finally tried to kill Kate for taking Aaron, but Locke #2 separated them just before Kate got her throat cut. I'm not sure how much I care about this particular plot line. To be honest, I sort of hate the little turnip head all together. He's ruined my perfect Claire. Anyway, it was a really quick scene and the whole situation got resolved later in the episode in about 30 seconds when Claire came back and hugged Kate and apologized. Will she strike again? Only time will tell. My magic 8 ball is saying a big fat 'Yes,' considering Claire has gone off the fucking deep end.

Other than that, we got to see Sawyer and Miles play Dragnet (I'm not so sure I buy either of them as cops, but what the hell do I know?) and we also got to see that Charles Widmore is hiding off-shore preparing to attack John Locke's posse. I think that about covers it, there's not much else worth mentioning. So instead of me babbling any further, go check out some hot pics of my girlfriend Emilie de Ravin.

 

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TV: Conan on FOX?
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03/17/10 - If you've been crying ever since Conan went off the air, you can stop now, maybe. The LA Times is reporting that he is now entering into talks with FOX. However, there is still a chance it may not go through because FOX is also looking to fill the same time slot with a bunch naked hot chicks making out with each other while skydiving (not like anyone would ever watch that crappy show).

 

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