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TV: Judah Friedlander Is The Champion Of The World
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04/22/10 - Judah Friedlander has a new contest out and because I saw him once at a comedy show and he made fun of my watch and then apologized afterward in the bar and shook my hand, I've decided I like him and I want to support his cause. Not to mention that the KFC double down is fucking awesome.

P.S. - If I drink every night alone, does it make me an alcoholic or an artsy and interesting bachelor?


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TV: Matthew Fox Banged A 14 Year Old!
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04/17/10 - Matthew Fox banged a 14 year old! Ok, he was 12 when he did it, but still.


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TV: Kiefer Sutherland Is The Man
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04/16/10 - I'm still on the fence about Kiefer Sutherland, but the fact that he takes his bottoms off in public places makes me like him. Apparently, he got really drunk and got kicked out of a London bar in a headlock and without a shirt. I know that seems like crazy behavior, but the same thing happened to me last weekend, and all I was doing was stealing alcohol from behind the bar and pissing all over everything, so I can relate. Therefore, now that I stop to think about it, I have decided that Kiefer Sutherland shall now be added to the list of people I think are "The Man."

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TV: Even Hugh Thinks Tiger And Jesse Are Dick Bags
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04/15/10 - Even Hugh Hefner (my hero) thinks that Tiger Woods and Jesse James are complete dick bags for cheating. I have to say I completely agree with him. Hugh has always said that if you're going to bang more than one chick at a time, just make sure they both know about it and are cool with it. It's that simple. I mean, is that really so hard to do? Well ok, I guess most guys can barely get one chick to have sex with them, let alone two, but for people like Hugh and I, It's a way of life. People should really try to follow our example. 

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TV: Larry King Is The Man!
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04/14/10 - So yeah, Larry King (76) and his hot ass 7th wife, Shawn Southwick (50), have filed for a divorce after she claimed that he had sex with her hotter and younger sister, Shannon Engemann. So, moral of the story: Larry King is the man. I think I might have to put him right up there with the likes of Hugh Hefner after this little shenanigan. I can only hope and prey that I too can one day be more like him. I mean right now it's a little creepy if I sleep with girls 26 years younger than me because it means they've barely been born yet, but just wait until I hit my 70's baby!

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TV: Conan On TBS?
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04/12/10 - I'm not really sure yet what to think of this, but Conan O'Brian has apparently just signed to do his new show on TBS? Normally I'd say switching from Network to Cable is always a bad idea, but to be honest, Conan is a lot smarter than I am and has millions of dollars already, so he must know what he's doing.

Either way, I'll watch it, but probably not on TBS. I don't have cable, so I'll be supporting Conan through Hulu. Wait, I guess I won't really be supporting him since I'll be watching for free. Oh, whatever. He's rich as shit anyway. I'm gonna go eat the crackers I found in the back of my pantry now. Don't you love finding food you forgot you had? It's like finding money in an old pair of jeans, or getting an A on the test you thought you flunked.

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TV: Matthew Fox Smokes Pot!
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04/12/10 - It's true. The savior of the island is a pot head. Looks like everyone is going to die after all. Then again, maybe Jack could swallow up the smoke monster? I bet he could do it! He's had years of training breathing in huge amounts of smoke on his fathers farm! Yes, everyone will be saved! 

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 11
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04/11/10 - I don't really have too much to say about this episode other than that I'm really excited to see Desmond again. I think Henry Ian Cusick is a great actor. However, what the fuck is all this silly love shit about. Is LOST's final message really going to be about how everyone has a soulmate? Also, if that's the case, who the hell is Kate going to choose? If she chooses Sawyer, I'll be pissed. If she chooses Jack, I'll be pissed. I'm really hoping she chooses Aaron. I know that would probably be classified as kiddie porn, but I'm sure ABC could get away with it. They have a great team of lawyers. Actually screw that, Kate should just turn out to be a lesbian. Then she could have her own spin off show where she's a lesbian crime fighting superhero. It could be on FOX and she could ride a horse and have superhuman powers like being able to swallow really big swords or punch through hard stuff. I'm telling you. It could be huge!

Also, as a side note, I heard a receipt being printed in a cab the other day and guess what? Yep, it's the same fucking noise that the smoke monster makes. Does that mean that the smoke monster is an Arabian dude? Think about it.

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TV: LOST Recap - S. 6 Ep. 10

 

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04/02/10 - It's not that I didn't like this weeks episode of LOST, but for whatever reason, I just don't have anything to say about it. It was decent, but episode 9 was so awesome that I don't want to taint it by writing too much about this one. I do have some side notes though:

1.) My friend Paul (I wrote about him a few posts ago.) didn't end up getting the part he auditioned for (I was jealous at first, but now I wish he had gotten it. It would have been cool to personally know someone on the show. Oh well.). He did however tell me that he might intern with the art department or something like that. I'm not really sure what that means though because I think they are wrapped in a few weeks, so by the time he starts working with them, the season will be over? Who knows? I think it would be cool just to work with them for 5 minutes. What a lucky bastard.

2.) Does anyone know if the whole US Weekly story about Matthew Fox cheating on his wife with some prostitute in Oregon is true? I sure hope it isn't. Honestly, are all these celebrities idiots, or did all their publicists get together and decide that making up fake cheating stories would boost their careers? I don't care about Tiger Woods and Jesse James, but if Matthew Fox thinks he can just go around tainting the majestic image of the cast of LOST, he better think twice. Especially since I now have a man planted on the inside. Watch your back Fox.

 

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TV: Jimmy Kimmel Sucker Punch
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03/25/10 - So the other night Jimmy Kimmel went on Letterman and talked about how he sucker punched Leno during the whole Conan debacle. Normally I'd be on Jimmy's side (I think Leno's sort of lame), but I honestly feel a little bad for Jay in this situation. I mean, he was a total dick for what he did to Conan, but I'm not sure Jimmy had the right to come on his show and humiliate him like that. I could see a place for it if Jimmy had been involved in some way, but he had nothing to do with it. He just threw himself into the mess to get some free publicity. Letterman at least had a history with NBC, so it sort of made since for him to talk about it, but I'm not really sure how Kimmel got so wrapped up in it. I'm not knocking Kimmel. He does a decent impersonation and I actually thought his interview with Leno was hilarious. I guess I just feel bad that everyone is beating up on him. I mean, sure, he's a cheese ball and everyone knows Conan has more talent, but does that mean we should ostrasize him? Honestly, what else can the guy do? It's not like he could transition into film or something. He's a late night talk show host. It he looses that, what else does he have? I probably would have stolen Conans spot back too. It's entertainment. It's cut throat. Its kill or be killed. Then again, I guess he could have become a used car salesman. He sure does know his engines.

 

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